JOKES

My girlfriend and her friend are not very clever. The other day when out supermarket
shopping, they locked themselves out of their Mercedes so tried to open it using a
coat hanger. Try as they may, they were unable to unlock it.
Just as her friend stopped for a rest, the heavens opened and my girlfriend shouted
"Get a move on, it's beginning to rain and I’ve left the hood off and don’t want
the seats to get wet."