CHEATING WIFE JOKES

A wife gave her husband a wooden box and asked him to open it after she dies. After thirty years, she died and her husband opened the wooden box. There were three pens and twenty thousand dollars along with a note. The husband read the note:
"Dear, I am sorry. Every time I cheated on you, I bought a pen and kept it inside this wooden box"

The husband was moved and thought, "Not as bad as me. Just three times in these thirty years".

Then he read the postscript on the note: "And every time I got a dozen pens, I sold them and kept the money in the box".