At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
FUN FACT
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
- The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.
- Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
- The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself
- Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
- It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
- Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.
- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.
- Starfish don't have brains (tebayang cita Spongebob, owh, patutla Patrick macam tuh).
- Polar bears are left handed.
- A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
- The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
- The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating
- Porcupines float in water.
- Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
- Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.<
CREATIVE AND USEFUL KITCHEN TOOLS
Corn Stripper
Removing corn kernels from cobs has never been easier. The OXO Good Grips Corn Stripper features a container that catches the kernels as they are stripped from the cob.
Banana Handle
Slide the ripe yellow heat-resistant banana peel onto any pan handle and you are fully protected.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.
Removing corn kernels from cobs has never been easier. The OXO Good Grips Corn Stripper features a container that catches the kernels as they are stripped from the cob.
Banana Handle
Slide the ripe yellow heat-resistant banana peel onto any pan handle and you are fully protected.
Peter Petrie Egg Separator
Hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward.
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