FOOD PORN - BUTTER
Butter is one of the most highly concentrated forms of fluid milk.
Twenty litres of whole milk are needed to produce one kilogram of
butter. Mostly in Malaysia we use butter in cookies or cakes and maybe on our bread. But as usual, mr Google teach me something else. Butter can be a medium or ART! So let see...please..for those whose preparing kuih raya can try these too. Hehe.. 12 picture to be enjoy ^_^
AMAZING - AFTER LOSING 180KG
I always wonder, if someone reach a certain high weight, and that person work out and loose all the fat, what will happen to the stretched skin? Today I found the answer, and to my friend (who would no be named..LOL) nope, you are wrong, it'll not shrink back to normal size. Hypothesis failed! ^_^ Here are pictures to enjoy, please, if your have problem with blood, this is not for you to watch.
Click here to see the result -> HERE<-
Click here to see the result -> HERE<-
JOKES
My girlfriend and her friend are not very clever. The other day when out supermarket
shopping, they locked themselves out of their Mercedes so tried to open it using a
coat hanger. Try as they may, they were unable to unlock it.
Just as her friend stopped for a rest, the heavens opened and my girlfriend shouted
"Get a move on, it's beginning to rain and I’ve left the hood off and don’t want
the seats to get wet."
shopping, they locked themselves out of their Mercedes so tried to open it using a
coat hanger. Try as they may, they were unable to unlock it.
Just as her friend stopped for a rest, the heavens opened and my girlfriend shouted
"Get a move on, it's beginning to rain and I’ve left the hood off and don’t want
the seats to get wet."
CHEATING WIFE JOKES
Saturday morning I woke up in a hurry, dressed up quietly, got my lunch ready, took the dog, and then rushed to the garage where I attached the boat to my jeep and I was on my way. Unfortunately the weather was terrible so I had to head back home and park the car back in the garage. The weather channels announced no improvement whatsoever so I decided to get back in the house. I undressed again and I sneaked next to my wife whispering:
"Terrible weather outside..."
She replied "Can you believe my husband is stupid enough to go fishing on this storm?"
"Terrible weather outside..."
She replied "Can you believe my husband is stupid enough to go fishing on this storm?"
CHEATING WIFE JOKES
A wife gave her husband a wooden box and asked him to open it after she dies. After thirty years, she died and her husband opened the wooden box. There were three pens and twenty thousand dollars along with a note. The husband read the note:
"Dear, I am sorry. Every time I cheated on you, I bought a pen and kept it inside this wooden box"
The husband was moved and thought, "Not as bad as me. Just three times in these thirty years".
Then he read the postscript on the note: "And every time I got a dozen pens, I sold them and kept the money in the box".
"Dear, I am sorry. Every time I cheated on you, I bought a pen and kept it inside this wooden box"
The husband was moved and thought, "Not as bad as me. Just three times in these thirty years".
Then he read the postscript on the note: "And every time I got a dozen pens, I sold them and kept the money in the box".
MARRIAGE JOKE - RUDE
Doctor: Your wife's operation will cost a lot. Are you sure you want me to go ahead?
Husband: Whether you cure her or kill her, you will sure get your money.
The wife died after the operation.
Doctor: I am sorry this happened but you will have to pay me for the operation.
Husband: Did you cure my wife?
Doctor: No
Husband: Did you kill my wife?
Doctor: No, not at all.
Husband: Well then, why should I pay you then?
Husband: Whether you cure her or kill her, you will sure get your money.
The wife died after the operation.
Doctor: I am sorry this happened but you will have to pay me for the operation.
Husband: Did you cure my wife?
Doctor: No
Husband: Did you kill my wife?
Doctor: No, not at all.
Husband: Well then, why should I pay you then?
HUSBAND AND WIFE - NEIGHBOUR NEXT DOOR
Wife: Do you know that the guy next door kisses his wife three times a day, gives here roses every evening. Why dont you be also like that?
Husband: Well, I can try as long as he allows me to kiss her.
Husband: Well, I can try as long as he allows me to kiss her.
ANIMAL - SMALL BUT DEADLY JELLYFISH!
What is this sperm like jelly like thing?
Untuk jawapannya sila klik Paparan Penuh di bawah atau klik kat SINI
JAPANESE - WEIRD INVENTION
It's been 2 days since I posted anything. So I'm load with ideas but short in time. As for now, here are some freak cool invention only to be found in Japan. I am a tech guy, but these kinda tech...ok I rather stick with the traditional way rather than wearing all this weird stuff.
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